We've got a secret ingredient for the ultimate anniversary celebration!
But, it's not what you think. It's not a fancy dinner or a romantic getaway.
No, no, no. It's something much more... exotic.
Behold, the recipe for the world's most romantic dish:
1 can of sardines
2 cups of love
1 dash of sarcasm
1 pinch of regret
1/4 cup of disappointment
1/2 cup of apathy
1 tsp of existential dread
1/2 cup of stale bread
Combine all ingredients in a 4-star hotel kitchen, serve with a side of eye-rolling, and voilà!
Happy anniversary, folks!
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