Because, let's face it, you'll need the sugar rush.
We'll discuss the current state of the union, which is, uh, here.
We'll take a 30-minute break to recharge and contemplate the meaning of existence.
We've assembled a panel of experts to predict when the apocalypse will happen and how we can prevent it. Or, you know, not.
We'll grab some sandwiches and discuss the finer points of "Who's going to eat whose sandwiches?" prophets.
We'll reveal the secret to achieving true success, which is, uh, actually just eating a lot of free donuts. _goals