Attended by:
1. The meeting was called to discuss the impending doom of our timeline.
2. Neo expressed concerns about the futility of existence.
3. Trinity suggested a group hug, but it was vetoed by Morpheus.
4. Mystic Messenger proposed the creation of a time machine, but it was met with skepticism by everyone except Morpheus.
5. The decision to abandon the timestream was made with unanimous consent.
Next meeting: In the year 3000. RSVP to let us know if you can attend.