Welcome, esteemed members of the Time Traveler's Guild! Today we celebrate 5 years of temporal hijinks, bureaucratic red tape, and questionable decisions.
Join us in the Grand Ballroom of the Clockwork Cathedral for a night of merriment and reminiscence.
We'll have plenty of refreshments, including but not limited to: time-traveler's punch (a.k.a. whiskey), chrono-cookies, and temporal tartlets.
Don't forget to bring your finest temporal finery, as we'll be awarding prizes for best use of chrono-fashion.
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