Our Anniversary Celebration: A Year of Unrelenting Mediocrity
A Look Back at the Highs and Lows of Our Time Together
A year ago, we made it through another year of tolerable existence. We're not sure what the future holds, but we'll likely just muddle through it like we do everything else.
Our Achievements:
- Surviving a meeting about meetings without falling asleep
- Perfecting the art of procrastination
- Setting a new record for most hours spent on social media in one sitting
Our Plans for the Future:
We're not making any promises, but we might, just might, do something exciting and not completely terrible in the next year.
Learn more about our ambitionsA Message from Our Leader:
We're not really sure what the leader is going to say, but it'll likely be something about how we're all doing great and should just keep on keeping on.
Random Stats:
- Hours spent on meetings: 1000
- Cups of coffee consumed: 1000
- Hours spent on social media: 10000