Meeting Attendance - Day 8: The One Where We All Started to Hate Each Other

Today's attendance is a testament to the human spirit: 5 people out of 8.

Bob (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Present, but only because he had to get out of the house.
Carol (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Late, because she overslept, and also because she's just really good at sleeping.
John (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Present, but only for 5 minutes to grab a coffee.
Jane (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Not present. She's still on vacation.
Mike (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Present, but only because he's trying to get a promotion.
David (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Present, and still wearing that ridiculous mustache.
Alice (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Not present. She's in a meeting with the CEO about her new "I'm a victim" t-shirt line.