Bert-the-Interesting (a.k.a. Not-so-Much)

Bert is a man of many talents and interests. He's an expert at watching paint dry, a virtuoso at folding fitted sheets, and a master of the art of doing nothing.

However, when he's not busy being uninteresting, Bert enjoys:

• Attending meetings where he's not really needed
• Competing for the title of "Most Interesting" with John
• Playing chess with himself

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