The following brave souls failed to appear at this meeting, leaving their fellow humans to wonder if the apocalypse was nigh.
| Attendee | Reason for No-Show |
|---|---|
| Bob Smith | Forgot his pants |
| Jane Doe | Tired of meetings |
| John Doe | Lost in the parking garage |
| Mary Jane | Was abducted by aliens |
Latecomers: 12:45 PM and beyond