MEETING OF THE UNWILLING

Attendees

Attendee 1: John Doe

Presented with a strongly-worded letter from HR, John reluctantly agreed to attend this meeting. His attendance is being recorded for posterity.

Attendee 2: Jane Doe

Jane was forced to come in on her day off, but was promised a free coffee and a side of donuts.

Attendee 3: Manager McBossface

Our fearless leader was required to attend, because, you know, they're the boss.

Also attending: 5 other unfortunates, 3 other reluctant souls, and 2 other people who just really love meetings.