Meet the CTO, the master of the "Decision-o-Matic 3000". A machine so complex, so intricate, so utterly devoid of human empathy.
With a flick of a switch, the CTO dispenses decisions to the masses. No debate, no discussion, just pure, unadulterated certainty.
But beware, for the CTO's decisions are not to be trifled with. They are final, and they are absolute. You will be told what to do, and you will do it.
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