Reporting for duty, Subordinate 3.
Assigned to the task of fetching more coffee for the boss. Currently on the 3rd cup.
Subordinate 2: The Coffee Fetcher Extraordinaire has been informed.
Attendee 1 is still on their lunch break, and I'm not sure what they're eating.
Attendee 2 has been tasked with taking notes, but I'm not sure they're doing it right.