Bad Debts: The Unpayable Loans of Destiny

Warning: Do not click on this page if you're planning on paying your bills.

Bad Debts is a government agency that collects debts from citizens who have given up hope.

Our Services:

• Debt Collection: Because you clearly need more stress in your life.
• Credit Counseling: We'll tell you to just pay us back, it's not like we'll ever see you in court.
• Debt Consolidation: We'll take all your debts and make them worse.

Meet our Team:

We're not really a team, we're just people with calculators and a strong sense of despair.