Welcome to Bonanza Bonanza's election page, where our team of expertly trained hamsters have compiled the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly useless policies for your voting pleasure.
Don't forget to vote on our other policies, like Mandatory Line Dancing and Universal Catnip!
Cast your vote now!Disclaimer: The policies presented here are entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Except for the national squirrel census. That's actually really happening. Sort of.