Minutes of the meeting where we made some bold decisions and handed out bonus mandates.
Decision 1: All employees are now required to wear a mandatory mustache.
Justification: It's fun and also slightly intimidating.
Read the full details of Mandate 1Decision 2: The company will now provide a free supply of cat food for all employees with cat allergies.
Justification: It's a cat-astrophic situation, we had to do something.
Read the full details of Mandate 2Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same mustache.
Stay tuned for more bonus mandates and decisions!
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