Phase 4: Pajama Pants Subsystem
We're at the final stretch! The Pajama Pants Subsystem is the most crucial part of our Meeting Bonus Mandates project. It's all about implementing the most comfortable, yet stylish, work pants the world has ever seen.
Pajama Pants Design
Our team of expert designers has created a pant design that's out of this world. With its patented "I'm-not-actually-wearing-pants" fabric technology, our Pajama Pants will make you the envy of all your coworkers.
Pant Production
We're working with the best manufacturing partners to bring our Pajama Pants to life. With a focus on sustainability, we're using only the finest recycled materials to reduce our carbon footprint.
Pant Testing
Our team of highly trained testers will put our Pajama Pants through the wringer to ensure they're the most comfortable pants you've ever worn.
Pant Testing Protocol: 1. Put on Pajama Pants. 2. Dance the Macarena. 3. Repeat steps 1-2 for 30 minutes. 4. Report any issues or discomfort.