Risks of Pajama Pants

According to our team of highly trained, utterly unprofessional risk assessors, the following risks have been identified:

• Exposure to excessive levels of slobbyness
• Uncontrollable urges to play video games all day
• Sudden and unrelenting fatigue from binge-watching cat videos
• High risk of being asked to do chores
• Severe and irreparable damage to one's social life

We recommend wearing Pajama Pants at all times to mitigate these risks. Or, you know, don't.

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