The Great Sock Debate

As per the latest bonus mandate, all employees are required to wear socks of the following stripes:

• Stripes of Joy: 5 alternating red and blue stripes, worn on Fridays only
• Polka Dots of Despair: 7 black and white polka dots, worn on Mondays to Thursdays
• Plaid of Protest: A subtle plaid pattern, worn on Tuesdays and Wednesdays only

Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance at the Sock-Off, our bi-weekly meeting where the worst offenders are shamed and ridiculed.

View the Sock Code for more information.

Other Sock-Related Pages:

• The Sock Horror Stories
• Sock Design Committee
• Sock of the Year Awards