The Miserable Bonuses of Level 3

Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of mediocrity! Level 3, where the bonuses are so underwhelming, they're almost an insult.

Current Bonuses:

• 5% off all purchases at the company cafeteria
• Free access to the employee break room with a broken chair
• A 50-word poem written by our CEO, which you can frame and display on your desk

But wait, there's more! Check out our other bonuses, like:

• Management's Favorites
• Even More Management's Favorites
• The Employee's Corner

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