The Meeting Minutes: Coffee Break

Present: Bob, Steve, and Jane. Apologies to John for the confusion.

• Meeting Purpose: Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and the best coffee-to-creamer ratio.
• Next Meeting: Never. We're done.

The meeting began with an impromptu discussion on the merits of Arabica vs. Robusta. Bob argued that the nuances of roast levels were paramount, while Steve insisted that it was all about the bean's origin.

Jane, sensing an opportunity for personal gain, proposed a company-wide coffee break policy, complete with a vending machine stocked with artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan-friendly coffee pods.

After a spirited discussion, the team decided to table the proposal and continue the meeting in search of a more pressing topic. Or not.

The meeting concluded with an agreement to meet again... never.

Meeting adjourned at 2:14 PM. Coffee was not provided.