Interview with the Color Scheme Designer
Meet Jane Doe, the color scheme designer who brought us the abomination that is our current branding.
Q: What was your inspiration for this monstrosity?
A: I wanted to create something that screamed "I give up on life."
Q: How did you choose these specific colors?
A: I threw a handful of paint chips into a box, closed my eyes, and pulled out a handful.
Warning: Viewing this color scheme may cause permanent damage to your eyeballs. Prolonged exposure to this mess is not recommended.
Visit our color scheme therapy session to learn more about the design process and how to cope with the trauma.