Minutes of the Meeting of the Soulless

Committee of Extraordinary Bureaucrats, 2nd Meeting

Attended by: Alice, Bob, and 3 other unremarkable individuals.

Objective: Discuss the futility of existence.

Key Decisions:

• Resolved that the meaning of life is still unknown.
• Decided that the best way to spend our days is in meetings.
• Established that the break room is the most interesting part of the building.

Next Meeting: Meeting of the Soulless 3