Agenda for the Meeting of the Century

Point 1: The Importance of Procrastination

Bob will talk about the importance of putting things off until the last minute.

Point 2: The Art of Napping

Bob will share his expertise on the art of napping, including tips and tricks for the perfect snooze.

Point 3: The Benefits of Eating Cereal for Dinner

Bob will discuss the numerous advantages of having Froot Loops for every meal, including the importance of sugary snacks.

Point 4: The Ethics of Using a Meeting as an Excuse to Play Solitaire

Bob will explore the gray areas of when it's okay to bust out the cards during a meeting.

Continue to Point 4, where we'll discuss Bob's favorite card game.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to Point 5, where we'll have a heated debate about the best pizza topping.

That's all the time we have for today. Meeting adjourned!