MEETING OF THE COMMITTEE TO STUDY THE COMMITTEE OF BOB

Today's Agenda:

• Bob's Committee Report: A 10-Page Document with Many Empty Pages
• Bob's Committee's Committee Report: A 50-Page Document with Many More Empty Pages
• Q&A with Bob: Because Someone Has to Ask the Obvious Questions

Present:

• Bob, Committee Chair and Lord Highness
• Dr. Jane, Expert in the Field of Doing Nothing
• Tony, Local Coffee Shop Owner and Committee Secretary

Decisions: None. Because We're Still Waiting for Bob's Report.

Next Meeting: When Bob Finally Decides to Show Up