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Bob's Committee of Doom: Manifesto

As the esteemed leader of the Committee of Doom, I, Bob, have taken the liberty of writing this manifesto to guide our glorious march towards the abyss.

Article I: The End of Sanity

Section 1: Abolish all meetings
Section 2: Replace all meetings with meetings about meetings

Article II: The Rise of the Bureaucracy

Section 1: Create a new form for every occasion
Section 2: Ensure every form requires a minimum of 17 pages

Article III: The Cult of Self-Importance

Section 1: Demand a personalized coffee mug for every employee
Section 2: Hold mandatory weekly meetings to discuss the meaning of life

And so, we march! Download the full manifesto in PDF format

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