The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single donut in a break room is a mystery waiting to be solved.
Phil, our resident philosopher, has a theory: "The donut is not just a food item, it's a metaphor for the human condition."
Bob, our fearless chair, has a different theory: "The donut is a distraction from the real issue, which is the lack of coffee in the break room."