The Committee of Unanimous Decisions

Today's Decisions

Today, the Committee of Unanimous Decisions met to discuss the pressing issues of the realm.

Decision 1: The committee voted to make the coffee machine in the break room louder.

Decision 2: The committee voted to make the office supply budget increase by 5%.

Decision 3: The committee voted to make Fridays "Casual Pants Day" official.

Decision 4: The committee voted to install a foosball table in the conference room.

Decision 5: The committee voted to rename the company to "Bureaucracy Inc."

Subcommittee Reports

The subcommittee on Snack Food met to discuss the merits of potato chips versus cheese puffs.

The subcommittee on Decor reported on the feasibility of installing a ball pit in the break room.

The subcommittee on Travel Policies met to discuss the best ways to get to the nearest Starbucks.