Our team of highly qualified, marginally sane experts has gathered to predict the future of finance. Because, let's be real, who needs accuracy when you can have confidence?
We're not just forecasting, we're guaranteeing a 5% chance of moderate financial growth, a 2% chance of mild recession, and a 3% chance of spontaneous combustion of our entire economy.
Meet the committee members who are just as surprised as you are by our projections.
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