Today's agenda was supposed to be about the new "synergy initiative." However, due to unforeseen circumstances, we've had to add an extra agenda item: "How to survive the impending apocalypse."
Discussion points included:
- The best way to ration the remaining toilet paper
- Proper protocol for hiding from the impending nuclear fallout
- The importance of having a well-stocked bunker for the end times
Action Item 1: John to research the local black market for emergency supplies.
Action Item 2: Jane to draft an emergency preparedness plan.
Action Item 3: Bob to find the nearest abandoned bunker and claim it as his own.