TO: The Esteemed Members of the Intergalactic Committee of Highly Paid Experts
FROM: The Chairman of the Committee (and self-proclaimed Supreme Ruler of the Universe)
SUBJECT: The Mysterious Disappearance of the Coffee Machine
As we all know, the coffee machine has been on the fritz for the past 3.5 parsecs. Despite our best efforts, it still refuses to brew a decent cup of coffee.
After conducting a series of rigorous, highly scientific experiments, we have determined that the cause of the problem lies not with the machine, but with the user.
We recommend the immediate installation of Coffee-Overlord 3000, a device that can sense the user's caffeine levels and adjust the brewing process accordingly.
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