Meeting Committee Schedule

Today's Agenda

9:00 AM - Arrival of Coffee

9:30 AM - Meeting with Interns (aka the ones who will do the actual work)

10:00 AM - Discussion of Non-Essential Topics

12:00 PM - Lunch (aka the best part of the day)

1:00 PM - More Important Meeting with Bosses (aka the ones who will decide our fate)

4:00 PM - Departure of Coffee (sad times)

• View Today's Actual Agenda
• Minutes from Last Meeting (aka What We Actually Discussed)
• Important Stuff That Was Not Actually Said

Upcoming Meetings:

• Schedule for March 1st (aka the day we will all pretend to care)
• Schedule for March 8th (aka the day we will all actually care)
• Schedule for March 15th (aka the day we will all pretend to not care again)

Committee Members:

• John (the one who always brings donuts)
• Jane (the one who always talks too much)
• Bob (the one who always hits the snooze button on his phone)