SPARKLEBUDGET COMMITTEE

AGENDA

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 - Introduction and Sycophancy
• 10:05 - Budget Breakdown: Sparkle Allocation and Fancypants
• 10:30 - Sparkle-Induced Productivity Report: The Numbers Don't Lie
• 12:00 - Lunch Break: Free Sparkle-Filled Sandwiches for All
• 13:00 - Sparkle-Based Decision Making: Because Who Needs Data?
• 14:30 - Conclusion and Pats on the Back