MEETING OF THE MINDS

Committee on Inflated Egos

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15

Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, Secretary, Members of the Committee, and variously-entitled Experts.

Objective: To discuss the merits of who is the superior being in the universe.

Chairperson: We must acknowledge the obvious: I am the superior being. My ego is the greatest.

Vice-Chairperson: Actually, I think it's me. My ego is, like, astronomical.

Secretary: Um, let's not forget, we're here to discuss the budget for the next quarter.

Members: *stares at each other in silence*

Experts: *consulted variously-entitled texts and nodded in unison*

Resolution:

  1. I, Chairperson, shall be the one to write the minutes.
  2. Vice-Chairperson shall be granted an extra 20 minutes of speaking time.
  3. The budget shall be increased by 100%.

Adjourned: Due to the overwhelming sense of self-importance, the meeting was adjourned indefinitely.

See the adjourned meeting minutes. Back to the agenda.