The committee of the unimpeachable was formed in a cramped, windowless conference room in 1982. The members were hand-selected for their impeccable taste in suits and unimpeachable character.
Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, a man with a penchant for monogrammed cufflinks, was tasked with guiding the committee through its early years.
In 1985, the committee achieved greatness by successfully implementing the "Bottomsworth Initiative," a program aimed at streamlining the world's most complex bureaucratic processes.
The initiative was a resounding success, with the committee earning the coveted "Golden Stapler" award for outstanding achievement in paperwork management.
During its golden years, the committee produced some of its most iconic work, including the "Policies for the People" manual, a tome of 500 pages detailing the committee's unwritten rules for success.
The committee's members were lauded for their impeccable style and taste, with Chairman Bottomsworth being awarded the "Best-Dressed" award at the 1992 Committee Awards.
The committee's golden years came to an abrupt end when it was disbanded in 1995 due to budget constraints and the realization that the "Bottomsworth Initiative" had actually been a catastrophic failure.
The committee was reformed in 2001 under new leadership, led by the fearless and fashionable, Reginaldia P. Bottomsworth III.
The committee's resurgence was marked by a string of successes, including the creation of the "Policies for the New Millennium" manual, a sequel to the original "Policies for the People" manual.