The Underwear Committee: A Meeting of Mysterious Proportions

Attendees:

• Minutes of the meeting
• Powerpoint Presentations of the undergarments

Agenda:

• 1. Debate the merits of boxer briefs vs. boxers
• 2. Elect new committee chair (current chair, Bob, has gone rogue)
• 3. Discuss the impact of thong-wearing on productivity

Important Notice:

Due to the sensitive nature of the meeting, attendees are reminded to keep their undergarments on at all times.