Zorvath, Unicronius, Unicronita, Zorvath's Assistant (who didn't show)
1. Discussion on implementing more efficient methods for destroying galaxies.
Unicronita: "I propose we nuke them from orbit."
Zorvath: "That's a great idea, Unicronita, but have you considered the potential consequences of intergalactic fallout?"
Unicronius: "I'm more concerned about the impact on local ecosystems."
Unicronita: "Local ecosystems? Ha! They're just a minor speed bump in the grand tapestry of time."
Zorvath: "Well, I suppose we could always use more space for our ever-growing collection of doomsday devices."
Resolution 1: Destroying galaxies is still a viable option, pending further research on intergalactic cleanup services.
Meeting adjourned at 3:14 AM, with no clear end in sight.