Minutes of the Meeting of the Incompetent Committee of Utter Chaos

January 14, 2022

Present:

• Chairman, B. Llama
• Vice Chairman, P. Zzz
• Member, Q. P. Zort
• Member, X. Y. Zee

Agenda Item 1: The Inflated Ego of Chairman B. Llama

The Chairman, B. Llama, was seen admiring himself in a mirror and spent 20 minutes discussing the importance of his own greatness.

Decision: The committee members were too afraid to intervene.

Agenda Item 2: The Importance of Procrastination

Member Q. P. Zort brought up the topic of the committee's lack of productivity and proposed a 3-hour coffee break. The motion was seconded by Member X. Y. Zee, who was too busy playing with a ballpoint pen to attend to the meeting.

Decision: The meeting was extended by 3 hours.

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	<li>The Chairman's tie was seen to be askew for 2 hours and 14 minutes.</li>
	<li>Member P. Zzz dozed off for 1 hour and 45 minutes.</li>
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