Minutes from the Meeting of the Fates: 2022-01-14

Present:

Chairman of the Fates, Mr. Timekeeper
Secretary, Mrs. Chronos
Members: Destiny, Fortuna, Nemesis

Decisions:

Resolution 001: The Fates shall henceforth require all users to wear sensible shoes.
Resolution 002: The color of the year shall be a shade of burnt orange.
Resolution 003: The coffee machine in the break room shall be replaced with a newer model, capable of dispensing exactly 47.3 cups of espresso per hour.

Next Steps:

Mr. Timekeeper shall ensure all resolutions are filed and distributed to all relevant parties.
Mrs. Chronos shall draft a memo regarding the new coffee machine.
Nemesis shall conduct a thorough investigation into the previous coffee machine's performance.

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