1. Jane Doe (Manager of Slightly-Competent Department)
2. John Smith (Developer of Infinite Loops)
3. Bob Johnson (HR Specialist of Confusion)
4. Alice Brown (Intern of Unending Tasks)
Resolution 1: We should totally get pizza for the team!
Resolution 2: The office should be repainted with more beige.
Resolution 3: Bob Johnson should not wear the same shirt two days in a row.
Wednesday at 2:00 PM - "The Infinite Loop Crisis Meeting"
See also: Meeting Minutes - 2022-03-18 for more resolutions of questionable taste.