In a shocking turn of events, the 2022 Cheese Summit descended into chaos as delegates clashed over the merits of Cheddar versus Gouda.
Keynote Speaker, renowned cheese connoisseur, and self-proclaimed "Cheese King," Reginald P. Bottomsworth, was overheard shouting, "You can't have it both ways! You must choose: the smooth, creamy taste of Cheddar or the pungent, piquant charm of Gouda!"
A delegate from the "Muenster Mafia" faction was seen storming out of the conference room, muttering something about "the horrors of processed cheese" and "the inevitability of Cheddar's ascendency."
Read the full transcript of Reginald's impassioned defense of Cheddar. Witness the Gouda faction's counter-proposal, replete with diagrams and flowcharts.