GUDA Gang Roster

Present:

Mr. Gouda, CEO
Ms. Gouda, COO
Dr. Gouda, CTO

Missing:

Mr. Bauda, CMO
Ms. Kouda, CTO

Notes:

Meeting started on time
Free pizza was provided
Someone left their lunch in the conference room

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