John: "I've seen it on the internet, it's a good one."
Jane: "I don't trust anything that's been on the internet."
Manager: "I trust it, but only if it's on sale."
View Coffee Machine NotesJohn: "Is it 42? "
Jane: "No, it's clearly 37."
Manager: "I'm more of a 'what's for lunch' kind of person."
View Meaning of Life NotesJohn: "I nominate Jane."
Jane: "No, I was going to do it to you! "
Manager: "Wait, what's this meeting about again??"
View Firing NotesNext meeting: January 22, 2022, 2 PM. Don't forget to bring snacks!