We discussed the infinite coffee machine, a device that dispenses exactly 17 cups of coffee in a row. Concerns were raised about it breaking the company's budget and possibly starting a union for coffee machines.
Decision: Table the project due to excessive caffeine-related expenses. Next meeting, bring actual coffee.
The donuts have gone missing again! Suspicions were cast upon the new intern, but it was later revealed that they were merely rebranded as "Energy Bites" and placed on the top shelf of the break room fridge.
Decision: Rebrand the remaining donuts as "Energy Bites" and sell them as a profit-making initiative.
Meeting adjourned at 3:45 PM. Next meeting, same place, same time. Adjournment Details