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Rationing Rationing - The Great Rationing of 2022
Rationing Rationing - The Great Rationing of 2022
By order of the Rationing Council, effective immediately, all items will be rationed. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Toilet paper: 1 roll per person
- Bread: 2 slices per day
- Water: 1 gallon per person
- Internet: 1 minute per hour
Violations of the Rationing will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Community service in the Rationing Warehouse
- Loss of rationing privileges
- Public shaming via the Rationing Twitter feed
For more information on the rationing system, please visit:
Rationing Rationing - The Great Rationing of 2022