SECRET PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT
**ECLIPSE RISKS
Project Overview
The Eclipse Risks team has been working on a top-secret project codenamed 'Solar Flare'.
We're excited to announce that our project is now in the testing phase and we're expecting some... interesting results.
Key Risks
- Unintended Time Dilation - Our team has been experimenting with exotic matter and we're not sure if our experiment will create a localized time loop.
- Unreliable Sushi Vending Machine - The machine we've installed to feed our test subjects is having some... issues.
- Uncontrollable Sing-along Sessions - Our test subjects have started to sing 'I Will Survive' on repeat, non-stop.
Next Steps
Our next step is to... not panic and hope that our test subjects don't actually become trapped in a time loop.
We'll keep you updated on our progress. Or not.