1. Discuss the impending doom of global thermonuclear war.
2. Decide on the optimal number of cat memes to display on the company intranet.
3. Elect the new CEO (who will probably just be a cardboard cutout of Elon Musk).
John: "I'm telling you, it's going to be a real doomsday scenario."
Jane: "But have you considered the feline perspective?"
Bob: "I'm with Jane, we should at least have some cat memes on the intranet."