The snack budget for the quarter was approved, with a grand total of $100 allocated for pretzel rods.
Discussion centered around whether or not to include a 'Taco Tuesday' option, ultimately deemed unnecessary due to 'Taco Tuesday' being the bane of our existence.
Sub-decision: To purchase organic, gluten-free, vegan pretzel rods, or the regular kind. Result: regular kind, because who cares?
We're just here for the free donuts, let's be real.
Sub-decision: To pretend to care about the snack budget, but really we're all just here for the coffee machine.
Result: We're still deciding.
We actually did have a real discussion, and it was about the meaning of life.
Result: We all agreed that pizza is the answer to every question.
See today's real meeting minutes, but let's be real, you won't