Agenda for the 3-Hour Lunch Meeting: The Most Epic of All Time

10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: The Long Wait is Over

10:00 AM - 10:10 AM: Welcome to the meeting that's been dragged out for weeks!

10:10 AM - 10:30 AM: The CEO's 5-Minute Introduction to the Topic du Jour (or not)

10:30 AM - 11:00 AM: The Presentation that Will Change Everything (or Not)

And so it begins... A picture of a clock with its hands frozen in perpetual agony

Click here for the afternoon agenda, if you dare!