Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

When in doubt, default to "synergy" or "innovation".

Decision Matrix CEO Speak Equivalent
1. I have a meeting tomorrow. It's a "synergy opportunity."
2. I need more money. We need to "disrupt" the market.
3. I'm tired of meetings. We need to "innovate" our meeting space.

Don't forget to use these phrases in your next meeting: