Reasons for Acceptance: A Study in Bureaucracy

Formaldehyde: The Official Decision

We, the esteemed members of the Meeting Decision Committee, have deliberated at length and come to the following conclusion:

Reason 1: It's a Nice Idea

Our research suggests that this idea is, in fact, nice. We're not sure what else to say.

Further reading:

• Rationale and Supporting Evidence
• Implementation Plan: Because We Have One

Reason 2: We Needed an Excuse to Get Out of the Meeting Early

Let's face it, we're all here for the free coffee. And also, this decision is pretty straightforward, so...

Further reading:

• When the Coffee Machine is Broken, We All Suffer