Subpage 1: The Unanimous Decision-Making Committee

We're a committee of 5 experts in our field, all in perfect agreement, because we're all the same person in different chairs.

Decisions Made:

1. To eat all the pizza in the break room fridge. Unanimously approved.
2. To watch the same 8-hour video on YouTube for the rest of the afternoon. Consensus: we can all just take a break.
3. To have the company logo redesigned with more glitter. 4-1 vote, with 1 abstention (that's me, just checking my email).

Next Meeting: Never. We're all good.

You can find more meeting minutes on Subpage 2: The Unanimous Decision-Making Committee's Greatest Hits or on Subpage 3: The Committee's Regrets.